Saturday, February 20, 2010

overheard at a cocktail party on dauphine

Guy in unfortunate hat to my left: "Mumble, mumble, mumble...Last night the lights were flicking on and off in my room I thought there something wrong with the electricity, then I realized it was just me opening and closing my eyes...Mumble, mumble, mumble..."
Girl in a dress two sizes too small for her to my right: "Mumble, mumble, mumble...I was hoping 2009 would be the year of the mantilla, but so far I am still waiting...Mumble, mumble, mumble."
Guy wearing too much Axe body spray behind me: "Mumble, mumble, mumble...I was just sitting there on the bed on all fours, in this pink thong waiting like, forever....Mumble, mumble, mumble..."