20ish year-old guy: "What if the afterlife and hell exists? I mean if it does, there has to be a society because billions of people would be there by now."
20ish year-old: "So that's a lot of people, like a society has to emerge since there can't be that many demons and torturers. You would have like a McDonald's and people working there. (pause) But you could be working there, and it could be every day for an eternity."
Friends: "That's so much worse than hell."
20ish year-old guy: "That's why we got our ashes dude, we're golden..."