Wednesday, October 21, 2009

overheard audience members at a stage reading of female trouble

Girl: "I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty French courtesan, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut."
Gay Guy: "Why don't you wear something less like your real character."
Girl: "Cause I already have the costumes."
Gay Guy: "What's your job again?"
Girl: "I'm in the, um, entertainment industry... like an actress."
Gay Guy: "I alwaays wanted to do that..."