Guy #1: "Are you going to hang out with the vampires at the 'Vampire Ball' tonight?"
Guy #2:"Vampires? Right. 90% of these malcontents are just a bunch of fat chicks and geeks that have had a bad experience with the Christian church only to replace it with another fairy story to make them feel better about their dismal lives playing dress-up."
The Zodiac kills his first victim, 18-year-old Cheri Jo Bates, in the library parking lot of a community college in Riverside, California. Zodiac stabs her to death with a knife, nearly decapitating Bates in the process. Don't look at me, I was only 5 at the time.
Art thou, god, to shepherd turn' d, That a maiden's heart hath burn'd ? Why, thy godhead laid apart, Warr'st thou with a woman's heart ? Whiles the eye of man did woo me, That could do no vengeance to me. If the scorn of your bright eyne Hath power to raise such love in mine, Alack, in me what strange effect Would they work in mild aspect ! Whiles you chid me, I did love ; How then might your prayers move ! He that brings this love to thee Little knows this love in me: And by him seal up thy mind; Whether that thy youth and kind Will the faithful offer take Of me and all that I can make; Or else by him my love deny, And then I'll study how to die. -Shakespeare
Gilles de Rais, one of the wealthiest noblemen in France, is executed for heresy after he is found to have engaged in the kidnap, sodomization, and murder of 200 young men from the lower classes. Rais enjoyed masturbating on the stomachs of his victims as they suffered excruciating deaths, sometimes also enjoying necrophilia with their corpses.
I want so badly to rip my out my eyes seeing you drunk in public * When you did that trick where you use your tongue to tie the cherry stem knot * Let me take you home and make you a special drink (vodka and Drano)